“Jacking Off In Paradise” 77 Poems by Rikky Gage

77 funny and sad poems.

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

84 pages.
Limited edition of 100 copies.
Hand numbered and signed.

1. Root Beer Float
2. Vegas Motel
3. 1 More Hot Pocket
4. I Am The Walrus
5. She’ll Be Here Any Minute
6. It’s Easy
7. Pictures Of Her
8. An Honest Man
9. My Pet Spider
10. Tug Of War
11. With A Lot Of Loss And A Little Luck
12. When Will You Ever Yearn?
13. A Goldfish
14. Have You Seen My Mom?
15. I Want To Say Something
16. Don’t Come Crying To Me
17. It Wrings The Sponge
18. “Fester; It Means To Rot”
19. Lenny Kravitz Is Magnetic
20. For Katie
21. This Might Help
22. Punching Guy
23. For Gary
24. 12 Pack Beer
25. Being Lonely
26. C’est La Vie
27. Brother Nature
28. She Glanced At Me
29. Cacti
30. Rikky’s A Piece Of Shit
31. Waking Up At Almost 4PM
32. Do you think that I could talk to you?
33. We Kissed Again Last Night
34. 2 Fucking Hot Pockets
35. Me Taking A Picture
36. I’m So Sad
37. Relish In My Dismay
38. Is There Anything Left?
39. Fourth Of July
40. The Beatles Are Very Good
41. Death Carves A Pumpkin
42. For Tori
43. White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
44. 3 Fucking Hot Pockets
45. There’s A Shark
46. There’s A New Song Someday
47. One For Matthew
48. Chili Peppers
49. 5 Things To Do Everyday
50. 2 Joints
51. Tweaker Mom
52. I’m The Feather In Forrest Gump
53. Bedside Lotion
54. Ayn Rand’s Dishes
55. I’m No Poet
56. Glanton Gang
57. Set Dressing & Art Department
58. Tattoos With The Girls
59. Deja Vu Before The Deja Vu
60. Granola
61. Angel’s Request
62. Beer Is My Bitch
63. The Pastels
64. What If You Were Paul McCartney?
65. Friendly Fender Bender
66. Cannabis Parking
67. For Alaijsha
68. He Ate All Of Dad!
69. For Drew
70. Bedtime Reminder
71. Simo Häyhä
72. Kissing 2 Rings For 1
73. 4:22 AM
74. Austin Powers In Ice
75. Time Won’t Let Me Be
76. Do You Have Any Bars?
77. Xanax Everyday